Tuesday 13 February 2018

Ode to a Birding Wilderness

A Dungeness birder called Terry
Boasted he'd find rare birds in Queensbury
After a week in our hills he took stimulant pills
Then ran all the way home in a hurry. 😭

Birders came from far and wide looking for a thrill.
So feeling rather nasty I sent them up Soil Hill
3 months came and went and I never heard a word
Then I got a message saying We ain't seen a single bird, you turd. 💩