I have received a number of comments on the negative comments I make about being a birder, all of them unsympathetic 😹.
You don't know the half of it, I collect Bear Hugs, my back is killing me! Horace Shrivel, Ealing.
I am an IT professional and my chips are down. My memory is failing and I byte people. Mother Board, Cyber Convent.
Oh you poor creature! I monitor radio frequencies for the military. I'm almost looking forward to the day when I'm carried away in a Herz.
Birds are beautiful you clown! What really sucks is my obsession, I'm a vampire who yearns to be Vegan.
You should try my hobby, Javelin Catching, it can be a real pain at times 😂.
