4 Audouin’s Gull were flying around the streets at one time, I was hoping they would leave a souvenir on my sun hat. I have definitely contracted Audouinitis Vulgaris.
Symptoms include Speaking Nepalese with a strong Burnley accent. 👁 balls swivelled to the centre pointing magnetic north. Lower earlobes curled up backwards and extreme salivating ☔️. At one stage I considered a marriage proposal but hell surely that ain’t right.
One had the decency to allow reams of photographs. I thought it was panting 😮💨 out of mutual respect until I realised it was sun afflicted just like me 🌞.
Also Little Egret, Common Coots, Spotted Flycatcher posing suitably. Spectacled Warbler that hid and a Zitbag that tried to hide.
