The year is 2038 and Professors Henry Flan & Paula Zygote are busy experimenting with how to alter the gene structure in Homo sapiens so that they can only eat authentic vegan foods.
A catastrophe occurs in their Laisterdyke laboratory; an explosion of nuclear proportion that destroys half of Bradford - not all bad then eh?
30 years hence reports come in from India that Elephants are defending their territories against Tigers and Leopards 🐆 trying to eat their bananas and crops.
Birds have been affected badly Bee-Eaters & Flycatchers are seen picking berries and seeds up and ignoring their usual insect 🦟 prey.
A report comes in from Natal that a fisherman with a wooden leg got attacked by a Great White Shark.
The shark spat said fishermen out and chomped greedily on the wooden appendage.
TBC
