Hello you English Cochon
I haf just read your latest pathetique headline publication and want you to know I am still active in the cause of stopping migrant birds from reaching votre sad little bit of UK. Unless you rescind votre link diabolical, I shall also cut off your supply of Roquefort cheese, Croissants au Chocolate, Merlot Magnifique et Courvoisier Formidable.
If I ever see vous again in le Dordogne, Je shall attack vous with every gramme of Griffon Vulture merde at moi disposal.
Merdemanger, Pierre. Capitaine deuxieme Regiment de L'Oiseau, L'egion De Honneur Francaise.
Fin
Guten Tag Schweinhund
Ach so! Du still vant nichts to do mit der EU; Ich suggest du think about your position so schnell. Mit immediate effect: no more schwartz Pumpernickel, Bratwurstchen Bayerische, Erdinger Wheatbier Pils, und Jaegermeister Kopfblaster.
Entry to der Black Forest fur Schwarz Woodpecker, Drei-toed Woodpecker, Grau-headed Woodpecker ist verboten!
Wiedenbrucker, Karl. Oberfeldwebel viertel Regiment de Sauerkraut, Deutsche Stadt Polizei.
Fertig
Thanks guys. You've just cut off your supply of Yorkshire Pudding, Pork Pies, London Gin and Tetley Bitter; on second thoughts you can keep the latter.
Kerwin, Jeosophat. Head Toerag, Queensbury's Finest.
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